Tag: dogs
member name: Stephen Schneider
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May 22, 2006 05:06 PM EDT --
My baby boy Buddy is a killer. No tiny bird is safe within the confines of my yard.
In the past week, I have caught him with dead birds five times. Now when I let him and Boopy out the door it's a . . .
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June 15, 2006 08:30 AM EDT --
Hey there Gatherers, this is Boopy! We need to talk.
My friend, Stephen Schneider or Sebastian Stephens or whatever he's calling himself this week has really lost it.
He's written so much about . . .
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June 16, 2006 06:52 PM EDT --
Hi fellow gatherers! It's me again, Boopy.
Mr. Schneider has left the building. He's not available for comment. I've taken over.
My story here yesterday got TWICE as many readers. Mine got . . .
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June 17, 2006 09:17 PM EDT --
Hi there, Buddy here. The truly handsome dude of this household. Boopy is now so impressed with himself reaching number one in the comments no one can stand him. He's been licking himself . . .
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June 05, 2006 05:41 PM EDT --
My household has a problem. Boopy and Buddy have it in their contracts as well as their rulebook that they are to be presented with a "chewie" every morning when they come back in the house from . . .
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August 28, 2006 12:14 PM EDT --
As summer begins to wind down, I realize that I haven't published anything on gather in the last month. In fact, I haven't spent much time here at all.
As weird as it was, it seems to have gotten . . .
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October 03, 2006 02:52 PM EDT --
It began simply enough. The next door neighbor was having problems with a clogged sewer.
I would see him out at the cleanout with a snake at times. Sometimes it was a water pressure type snake. He would . . .
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December 10, 2006 12:43 PM EST --
My one-year anniversary here at gather passed on Monday. I had planned on posting something, but unfortunately, had nothing to say. Such has been primarily the case for the last five months.
A writer’s . . .
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March 09, 2007 09:31 PM EST --
It was the eyes all along. His vision of the universe was reflected in those eyes. When Boopy looked at you, you knew that you were his expression of the universe. You were very important. You knew he . . .
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February 21, 2006 12:43 PM EST --
Next door to me live several generations of Navajo. The comings and goings at all hours bothered me when I first moved here to New Mexico in November. It doesn't bother me at all now.
What does bother . . .
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February 11, 2006 02:19 PM EST --
Here is an earlier piece I want to publish to the group
As you can tell by my icon and several articles written, I am a dog person. Full-fledged, sleep, eat and pee with the dogs kind . . .
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March 05, 2006 12:28 PM EST --
This is the third and last of my "Distinguished Gentleman" pieces. We have reached the end of the rainbow and there was no pot of gold.
I wrote before about the less than ideal living arrangement . . .
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March 16, 2006 09:04 AM EST --
I need your help, fellow gatherers.
I have this friend, who shall remain nameless pending court action, who is disgusted by one of my household rules.
Dogs do the dishes. Buddy gets my plate when I'm . . .
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February 23, 2006 12:37 AM EST --
Recently, I published an article about the dog next door. I call him "The Distinguished Gentleman."
A large collie who's owners have chosen not to include in their . . .
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March 14, 2006 02:56 PM EST --
Spring training has just begun, here in New Mexico, and already we have had our first casualty.
A ninja dog has to work hard to keep on top of their game. My dog Buddy's cat-like reflexes don't . . .
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March 25, 2006 02:13 PM EST --
My sleep patterns are sometimes rather strange. Having no need or desire to conform to any schedule, sleep comes when it decides. Yesterday, it came in the late afternoon.
I awoke at 11 p.m. after what . . .
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February 10, 2006 02:43 PM EST --
He walks slowly through the wastelands of New Mexico. His eyes, though locked in a gaze ahead, see all. He's constantly poised for his defense. He glances at his watch. Wait, he doesn't have a . . .
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March 19, 2007 03:55 PM EDT --
As a harbinger of Spring, I have converted my spare bedroom into a nursery.
For plants that is. I’m putting winter behind me as soon as I can and trying to get a jumpstart on my garden this year. . . .
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