Tag: humor
member name: Stephen Schneider
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May 12, 2006 10:40 AM EDT --
Slowly he trod over the barren sand, in search of his prey. His finely tuned instincts born from centuries of breeding at full-force. He was a German Shorthair Pointer by God. The world's greatest . . .
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July 05, 2006 12:51 PM EDT --
To write or not to write. That is the dilemma which has troubled me recently.
When I came to gather, I never imagined that I would end up writing for the "Jerry Springer Show" contestants. Yet . . .
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May 11, 2006 07:22 PM EDT --
Some of my most vivid memories involve some level of embarrassment.
My greatest humiliation came in the Spring of 1984 in Reno, Nevada. Surprisingly, the event went unnoticed by anyone but me and my girlfriend . . .
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May 15, 2006 04:06 PM EDT --
I think I'm getting weird in my waning years.
My backyard, at least one side, is fenced with a wooden fence making for a private area.
For the first time in my life, I decided that I would try to . . .
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May 11, 2006 04:53 PM EDT --
Memories are the finest treasures. Wonderful little nuggets you can conjure up when needed to roll on your tongue and taste the sweetness again.
One jewel was produced when I was making my "interesting" . . .
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July 14, 2006 12:31 PM EDT --
Here's some blonde jokes that were sent to me. Hope you enjoy especially if you're blonde.
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see . . .
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June 22, 2006 11:17 AM EDT --
It seems there has been much talk here at gather lately about dating and matchmaking. I've asked my good friend OLFrte to weigh in with some of his thoughts on the issue:
Hello good friends, dis is . . .
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July 07, 2006 10:36 AM EDT --
The New Mexico sun is a wondrous thing. Standing on my platform looking at the early morning sun defining the mesas and arroyos with dark shadows and golden crests, I'm struck with how big the sky . . .
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June 15, 2006 08:30 AM EDT --
Hey there Gatherers, this is Boopy! We need to talk.
My friend, Stephen Schneider or Sebastian Stephens or whatever he's calling himself this week has really lost it.
He's written so much about . . .
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June 16, 2006 06:52 PM EDT --
Hi fellow gatherers! It's me again, Boopy.
Mr. Schneider has left the building. He's not available for comment. I've taken over.
My story here yesterday got TWICE as many readers. Mine got . . .
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June 17, 2006 09:17 PM EDT --
Hi there, Buddy here. The truly handsome dude of this household. Boopy is now so impressed with himself reaching number one in the comments no one can stand him. He's been licking himself . . .
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June 05, 2006 05:41 PM EDT --
My household has a problem. Boopy and Buddy have it in their contracts as well as their rulebook that they are to be presented with a "chewie" every morning when they come back in the house from . . .
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October 03, 2006 02:52 PM EDT --
It began simply enough. The next door neighbor was having problems with a clogged sewer.
I would see him out at the cleanout with a snake at times. Sometimes it was a water pressure type snake. He would . . .
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June 05, 2006 11:45 AM EDT --
Allen Lowell had been looking forward to this night for a long time. His first Halloween with a friend who had a car. Two wild teens on a mission.
He had often heard stories told by his family of mischievous . . .
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December 10, 2006 12:43 PM EST --
My one-year anniversary here at gather passed on Monday. I had planned on posting something, but unfortunately, had nothing to say. Such has been primarily the case for the last five months.
A writer’s . . .
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March 18, 2006 09:05 AM EST --
I work hard at this job. Driving hot melt-in-your mouth croissants and other freshly baked goods around to the homes of various Hollywood bigwigs, stars and other focal points of wealth in the area.
A . . .
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June 15, 2006 12:47 PM EDT --
Sometimes the mind starts wandering. To different times, when life was viewed as an adventure and not as an obligation. When hitchhiking provided an opportunity to meet new people and explore new . . .
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February 11, 2006 02:19 PM EST --
Here is an earlier piece I want to publish to the group
As you can tell by my icon and several articles written, I am a dog person. Full-fledged, sleep, eat and pee with the dogs kind . . .
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February 12, 2006 11:04 AM EST --
My daughter is now 25. So this happened quite some time ago when I was a single dad and she was turning 13.
Now 13 is an important age for a girl. She had been looking forward to it for months. "I'm . . .
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March 16, 2006 09:04 AM EST --
I need your help, fellow gatherers.
I have this friend, who shall remain nameless pending court action, who is disgusted by one of my household rules.
Dogs do the dishes. Buddy gets my plate when I'm . . .
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