Tag: random musings
member name: Stephen Schneider
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May 12, 2006 10:40 AM EDT --
Slowly he trod over the barren sand, in search of his prey. His finely tuned instincts born from centuries of breeding at full-force. He was a German Shorthair Pointer by God. The world's greatest . . .
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June 04, 2006 08:25 AM EDT --
In a dream, she walks to me. Her eyes glistening in a darkened room. There is history between our two souls but I don't know her name.
We pause before we touch. The pain melts away as fingers intertwine. . . .
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July 05, 2006 12:51 PM EDT --
To write or not to write. That is the dilemma which has troubled me recently.
When I came to gather, I never imagined that I would end up writing for the "Jerry Springer Show" contestants. Yet . . .
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May 11, 2006 07:22 PM EDT --
Some of my most vivid memories involve some level of embarrassment.
My greatest humiliation came in the Spring of 1984 in Reno, Nevada. Surprisingly, the event went unnoticed by anyone but me and my girlfriend . . .
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May 13, 2006 10:39 AM EDT --
I was not blessed with a good relationship with my mother. I never understood why. She had two sons, twelve years apart. Perhaps she exhausted her supply of motherly love on my older brother.
Nothing . . .
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May 22, 2006 05:06 PM EDT --
My baby boy Buddy is a killer. No tiny bird is safe within the confines of my yard.
In the past week, I have caught him with dead birds five times. Now when I let him and Boopy out the door it's a . . .
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April 26, 2006 05:14 PM EDT --
When the weather is cold and my mind is under some form of torment, I make my "Continplatin Chicken Soup", the recipe for which I posted here at gather some time ago.
When the weather is warm, . . .
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May 15, 2006 04:06 PM EDT --
I think I'm getting weird in my waning years.
My backyard, at least one side, is fenced with a wooden fence making for a private area.
For the first time in my life, I decided that I would try to . . .
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June 12, 2006 08:43 AM EDT --
Allen stood, staring at the hole. His breathing forming crystalline clouds in the frigid air. Is that all that's left after ten years, he thought.
The ten years was coming to an end that day. He knew . . .
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May 11, 2006 04:53 PM EDT --
Memories are the finest treasures. Wonderful little nuggets you can conjure up when needed to roll on your tongue and taste the sweetness again.
One jewel was produced when I was making my "interesting" . . .
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July 14, 2006 12:31 PM EDT --
Here's some blonde jokes that were sent to me. Hope you enjoy especially if you're blonde.
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see . . .
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June 22, 2006 11:17 AM EDT --
It seems there has been much talk here at gather lately about dating and matchmaking. I've asked my good friend OLFrte to weigh in with some of his thoughts on the issue:
Hello good friends, dis is . . .
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July 07, 2006 10:36 AM EDT --
The New Mexico sun is a wondrous thing. Standing on my platform looking at the early morning sun defining the mesas and arroyos with dark shadows and golden crests, I'm struck with how big the sky . . .
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December 25, 2006 03:06 PM EST --
Here's a recipe I got in an email that I thought might appeal to yall!
Here is something to do if you get bored. Have a very happy holiday season!
BEST EVER CHRISTMAS COOKIE RECIPE . . .
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May 19, 2006 02:18 PM EDT --
In October 1970, Richard Nixon and the Republican party faced foreboding poll numbers in the congressional elections.
His invasion of Cambodia earlier that year and the subsequent escalation of anti-war . . .
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May 28, 2006 03:42 PM EDT --
"I want to buy a telescope," Allen said to the hobby store salesman.
"Do you want a refracting or a reflecting telescope?"
"I want to see fifteen billion years ago."
"I . . .
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June 09, 2006 01:03 PM EDT --
In every thing I write, watch or read there is one prevalent goal, inspiration. To seek that which reminds me of the beauty of the human spirit. To make even the smallest event feel as big as the heart. . . .
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June 15, 2006 08:30 AM EDT --
Hey there Gatherers, this is Boopy! We need to talk.
My friend, Stephen Schneider or Sebastian Stephens or whatever he's calling himself this week has really lost it.
He's written so much about . . .
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June 16, 2006 06:52 PM EDT --
Hi fellow gatherers! It's me again, Boopy.
Mr. Schneider has left the building. He's not available for comment. I've taken over.
My story here yesterday got TWICE as many readers. Mine got . . .
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June 17, 2006 09:17 PM EDT --
Hi there, Buddy here. The truly handsome dude of this household. Boopy is now so impressed with himself reaching number one in the comments no one can stand him. He's been licking himself . . .
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